Hey look it's the Master Chief!

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:40:06 GMT

I have changed my lj over to another name, much, much scarier than mr.broy. You know him, you love him, dr_diplodocus !

Moving on...

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:50:35 GMT

I always thought a really great idea would be a MacDonald's delivery service. Apparently I was not the only one who thought this. Imagine a quarter pounder with cheese delivered to your door anytime you wanted it. Everyone gets McDizzle cravings so everyone should sign the online petition to bring about a MacDonalds delivery service to the world. After all, if Mickey-Ds delivered, there would be no world hunger since they have have stores in every country on the planet.
So please, help the Somolians get some cheeseburgers.

Robert B. Sigrest

Click here to sign the petition

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 23:36:59 GMT

I got the job. I will work in a little computer shop in Tillman's Corner with this nerd named Jerry. Actually Jerry is coo and the shop kicks ass. I like computers. They are cool and stuff. I am now officially not a slacker anymore. :( The cool thing is that I can smoke as much beebo as I want! Yesssss!

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 18:06:19 GMT

Yesterday I applied for a Tech Support job online. today I recieved an e-mail asking what my required salary would be. Interviews should start happening soon. I really need this job.

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 03:38:37 GMT

classy_stoners

We all need to do our part...

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:05:34 GMT

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 16:43:13 GMT

This was pretty much the worst day of my life, what do you think? GOSH!

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 17:58:59 GMT

You can ask me 6 questions. Any six no matter how personal, private or random. I have to answer them honestly. In turn you have to post this message in your own journal and you have to answer the questions that are asked to you. So go ahead and ask me any 6 questions.

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:12:59 GMT

I love the way you lay there drooling and dreaming in the six o'clock sun every morning when I get up, unless you have to go to work early, then I love the way you hop back in bed right after you get out of the shower and wake me up to tell me goodbye and you're always wet and warm and it's always like 4:30 and I pretend to get mad, even though I'm glad you woke me up. I like how every movie we've ever rented ended up costing us about thirty bucks. I love that you can lay around and watch educational programming on tv with me, or how we can go to a museum because you think they kick ass as much as me. And how we could crawl around on the battleship all day and have a great time. Or how whenever I get home you will always be on the internet and when you get home I'm always playing the xbox. Most of all though, I love how you love me and that we will be together forever, and until I met you I never wanted to get married so young.
I ♥ you.

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 00:17:42 GMT

Today we went to mobile and I love celia even though I never say I do on here.

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 15:57:50 GMT

I want to go to MOBICON 8. Any other geeks that want to go with, leave a comment now.

Please don't flip out you feminist bitches...

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:44:06 GMT

My teacher just told us a joke:

What does a woman and a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

After you're done with the legs, the thighs, and the breasts all you have is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

So wrong, I know, but it's fucking funny.

Note to self:

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 17:10:05 GMT

After Compiling the PF:
CPYF on command line (Work with members screen)
From file: (back of book, appendix F)
STULIB
Your Filename
Your Library (J041)

To compile a PF:
use 14 instead of R4

This was so nasty

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 15:53:25 GMT

Ok. So I got to school and my friend joey isn't here so I email him real quick:

Me: Hey you should have come today, we have to write our own input files, it's gay
Joey:Yeah it's ok. I am pretty much caught up. Plus I have the green apple splatters today...I'll be there tomorrow.
Me: That's fucking disgusting. Just fucking disgusting.

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:40:10 GMT

Nobody get AIDS!

Note to self:

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 17:05:10 GMT

Printing:
6 besides member
sp
2 on command line

[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<don't>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

Printing:
6 besides member
sp<enter>
2 on command line<don't hit enter>
Outq(prt02)<enter>

Checking errors:
r4<enter>
sp<enter>
F11 deletes
sp<enter>
5 looks at diagnostics

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:47:31 GMT

I've also come to the realization that in HALO 2 I'm best with just one gun and the grenades, as opposed to the shitty combination of two bullet hoses. The best combo of guns is either:A)Plasma rifle and SMG, B)Plasma pistol and SMG(or Plasma rifle), or C)Two plasma pistols. But I really do think that going akimbo to get those bitches, while it is alot of fun and can rip the shit out of some fools, is hardly a match for someone skilled in grenades. Because once someone sticks you, you're dead.

(The energy sword recieved no mention whatsoever in this because honestly it's the best weapon in the game. If someone comes at you with plasma grenades and an energy sword, you're fucked and it doesn't matter what kind of arsenal you have.(unless your friend with the sword is a moron and still doesn't understand the whole "it turns red and you pull the trigger" mechanism, because then you can come up and empty a clip into him with one bullet hose and completely obliterate him))

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:39:10 GMT

There is never anything to do. It's like a busted-ass program:

GOTO
School

IF
Scheduled to work
THEN
Go to work
ELSE
Go home, sit on ass
UNTIL
Celia is home
THEN
Ask her what we should do
ELSE
Sit on ass and do nothing

See? Program that does nothing at all. What a gay life.

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 17:55:13 GMT

Red vs. Blue is genious.

this shit made me laugh

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 17:06:52 GMT

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 16:07:45 GMT

I wanna play D+D

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:50:27 GMT

Hey, barry e-mailed me celia. I'm gonna call him tonight. WEEE!

Oh wow a Half-Orc bard!

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:41:09 GMT

Dungeons & Dragons Character Stats by Mogget
Your charecters name
Charecter Level	26
Charecter Class	Bard
Charecters Race	Half-Orc
Hitpoints	43
Armor Class	19
Alignment	Neutral Evil
Deity	Kord (god of strength)

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:04:30 GMT

The other day Celia and I went to EB games and traded the ~~shit~~game cube in for Halo 2, Sudeki, Arx Fatalis, and the 12 month xbox live thing that comes with a headset and crimson skies. I don't know about Sudeki because Celia was playing it but it looked cool, and Arx Fatalis sucks, but Halo 2 is...well it's halo 2, you know what I mean if you'd played it, and crimson skies rocks. But If you have a high speed internet connection do yourself a favor and go get xbox live because halo 2 on it is more fun than 100 midgets covered in oil. Plus you can stay up late playing and shouting things to other players. "SUCK IT!!! OH YOU GOT OWNED!!! YOU ARE SO GAY!!!!" yeah.

Hey, do you remember these guys?

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 16:45:39 GMT