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[22 Jan 2005|12:46am] I have changed my lj over to another name, much, much scarier than mr.broy. You know him, you love him, dr_diplodocus ! 1 Sucker || Step Right Up

Moving on... [20 Jan 2005|11:45am] I always thought a really great idea would be a MacDonald's delivery service. Apparently I was not the only one who thought this. Imagine a quarter pounder with cheese delivered to your door anytime you wanted it. Everyone gets McDizzle cravings so everyone should sign the online petition to bring about a MacDonalds delivery service to the world. After all, if Mickey-Ds delivered, there would be no world hunger since they have have stores in every country on the planet. So please, help the Somolians get some cheeseburgers. Robert B. Sigrest Click here to sign the petition 1 Sucker || Step Right Up

[12 Jan 2005|05:34pm] I got the job. I will work in a little computer shop in Tillman's Corner with this nerd named Jerry. Actually Jerry is coo and the shop kicks ass. I like computers. They are cool and stuff. I am now officially not a slacker anymore. :( The cool thing is that I can smoke as much beebo as I want! Yesssss! Step Right Up

[08 Jan 2005|12:03pm] [ mood | flippin' awesome! ] [ music | no music ] Yesterday I applied for a Tech Support job online. today I recieved an e-mail asking what my required salary would be. Interviews should start happening soon. I really need this job. 2 Suckers || Step Right Up

[07 Jan 2005|09:37pm] classy_stoners Step Right Up

We all need to do our part... [23 Dec 2004|12:05pm] Step Right Up

[23 Dec 2004|10:42am] This was pretty much the worst day of my life, what do you think? GOSH! Step Right Up

[20 Dec 2004|11:58am] You can ask me 6 questions. Any six no matter how personal, private or random. I have to answer them honestly. In turn you have to post this message in your own journal and you have to answer the questions that are asked to you. So go ahead and ask me any 6 questions. 1 Sucker || Step Right Up

[16 Dec 2004|09:55am] I love the way you lay there drooling and dreaming in the six o'clock sun every morning when I get up, unless you have to go to work early, then I love the way you hop back in bed right after you get out of the shower and wake me up to tell me goodbye and you're always wet and warm and it's always like 4:30 and I pretend to get mad, even though I'm glad you woke me up. I like how every movie we've ever rented ended up costing us about thirty bucks. I love that you can lay around and watch educational programming on tv with me, or how we can go to a museum because you think they kick ass as much as me. And how we could crawl around on the battleship all day and have a great time. Or how whenever I get home you will always be on the internet and when you get home I'm always playing the xbox. Most of all though, I love how you love me and that we will be together forever, and until I met you I never wanted to get married so young. I ♥ you. 1 Sucker || Step Right Up

[15 Dec 2004|06:17pm] Today we went to mobile and I love celia even though I never say I do on here. 3 Suckers || Step Right Up

[13 Dec 2004|09:57am] I want to go to MOBICON 8. Any other geeks that want to go with, leave a comment now. 3 Suckers || Step Right Up

Please don't flip out you feminist bitches... [07 Dec 2004|11:40am] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | There is no music in here ] My teacher just told us a joke: What does a woman and a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? After you're done with the legs, the thighs, and the breasts all you have is a greasy box to stick your bone in. So wrong, I know, but it's fucking funny. 1 Sucker || Step Right Up

Note to self: [07 Dec 2004|11:07am] [ mood | aggravated ] [ music | programming bitch ] After Compiling the PF: CPYF on command line (Work with members screen) From file: (back of book, appendix F) STULIB Your Filename Your Library (J041) To compile a PF: use 14 instead of R4 Step Right Up

This was so nasty [06 Dec 2004|09:50am] Ok. So I got to school and my friend joey isn't here so I email him real quick: Me: Hey you should have come today, we have to write our own input files, it's gay Joey:Yeah it's ok. I am pretty much caught up. Plus I have the green apple splatters today...I'll be there tomorrow. Me: That's fucking disgusting. Just fucking disgusting. 3 Suckers || Step Right Up

[03 Dec 2004|03:40pm] Nobody get AIDS! Step Right Up

Note to self: [30 Nov 2004|11:03am] Printing: 6 besides member sp 2 on command line [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<don't>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] Printing: 6 besides member sp<enter> 2 on command line<don't hit enter> Outq(prt02)<enter> Checking errors: r4<enter> sp<enter> F11 deletes sp<enter> 5 looks at diagnostics Step Right Up

[29 Nov 2004|10:39am] I've also come to the realization that in HALO 2 I'm best with just one gun and the grenades, as opposed to the shitty combination of two bullet hoses. The best combo of guns is either:A)Plasma rifle and SMG, B)Plasma pistol and SMG(or Plasma rifle), or C)Two plasma pistols. But I really do think that going akimbo to get those bitches, while it is alot of fun and can rip the shit out of some fools, is hardly a match for someone skilled in grenades. Because once someone sticks you, you're dead. (The energy sword recieved no mention whatsoever in this because honestly it's the best weapon in the game. If someone comes at you with plasma grenades and an energy sword, you're fucked and it doesn't matter what kind of arsenal you have.(unless your friend with the sword is a moron and still doesn't understand the whole "it turns red and you pull the trigger" mechanism, because then you can come up and empty a clip into him with one bullet hose and completely obliterate him)) Step Right Up

[29 Nov 2004|10:32am] There is never anything to do. It's like a busted-ass program: GOTO School IF Scheduled to work THEN Go to work ELSE Go home, sit on ass UNTIL Celia is home THEN Ask her what we should do ELSE Sit on ass and do nothing See? Program that does nothing at all. What a gay life. Step Right Up

[23 Nov 2004|11:54am] Red vs. Blue is genious. 1 Sucker || Step Right Up

this shit made me laugh [23 Nov 2004|11:06am] Step Right Up

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